Perry is none too pleased when it turns out LaF has Frankensteined JP into…Will’s dead body. Meanwhile, Vordenberg reveals some information to Laura about Carmilla’s past.

Laura and Carmilla grapple with the different – and perhaps unsurmountable – expectations they have of each other.

Carmilla S01E30, Laura, Carmilla, Perry and the newly-returned LaFontaine try to piece together what happened to LaFontaine since she has been gone when an unexpected audio recording sheds some light on the situation.

A frantic Kirsch hides in Laura & Carmilla’s den: the Summer Society is after him since he’s a stag in the Adonis Hunt!

After an uninspiring “Silas for Students!” rally, Laura pushes Carmilla to become the Student Representative on the Silas Board. Carm has a choice to make.

Carmilla S02E16, Laura treats us to a montage of her gross vampire ex-girlfriend. Turns out the love goggles do hide the hair in the shower drain…

Laura confronts Carmilla about the fact that they’d been living in The Dean’s quarters; Mattie returns to “alter the message” of Laura’s SNN broadcasts